I'm not kidding.
One of the reasons I know what I know is that I know liberals, and I know liberals lie, and if Michelle Obama's gonna be out there ripping into "food desserts" and saying, "This is why people are fat," I know it's not true. "Rush, do you really believe that? It's that simple to you, liberals lie?" Yes, it is, folks. Once you learn that, once you come to grips with that, once you accept that, the rest is easy. Very, very simple.If a liberal believes it, it's wrong. Michelle Obama believes diet and exercise will help you lose weight; ergo, they won't.
A brief list of other things that liberals believe and therefore must be wrong:
- Measure twice, cut once.
- Don't run while carrying scissors.
- Split aces and 8s.
- Women and seamen don't mix.
- A bad day fishing is better than a good day working.
- Shave with the grain.
- The ground can't cause a fumble.
- Never fight a land war in Asia.*